-honey, you'll like this thing I bought you
-hummus and pita?!! (8 months preg, most of my thoughts are food or sleep or oh shit I dont think I can do labour again)
-well, yes, but something else.
-it's a..plant of some sort!
-yes! there were tons of them there and they were on clearance so they were dying&dying. I watered it for you though!

(it's a hyacinth. now I must google on hyacinthluv)