Waste of a Pizza

3pm, phone rings, It's my friends son, the parents are out, he's just got back from the cinema. And he's hungry,

Would you like a pizza I ask, yes please, what type he asks. Cheese and Tomatoe I reply. Can you put ham on it he asks, sorry kid no ham, bacon I suggest. Yes he replies, see you in 10 mins.

So lean pieces of bacon, go onto it. Into the oven it goes. 15 mins later, he arrives, Pizza is ready,

Your Pizza is ready I say to him.

His reply. "I DON'T WANT IT NOW"