Hoover!

I got a new hoover today, and it tried to kill me. I managed to hoover up my scarf, the scarf I was wearing! Panic set in as I tried to pull it out the hoover while thinking "oh my god this is how I will die, killed by a hoover and dodgy fashion sense." I eventually had a lightbulb moment and turned the hoover off...meaning I could free the scarf and return to my normal colour.

Though it did try to kill me, much thanks to my mum and dad for getting me a new hoover :-)