F**KED OFF

After a healthy mornings shredding* the wife and I had a lovely stroll in beautiful park.
We met Philip, fresh from a disciplinary hearing looking forwards to two weeks suspension for crimes he didn't commit. He wasn't in the best of moods. I particularly liked his ironic 'Unite' badge.

PS Sorry for not blipping the shredding wife, if theres a public outcry I shall post it elsewhere.

*(everyone want's a comma in there, but that would spoil all the funny comments!)