Fore. Play!

The guy on the left is Shane Lowry, out-of-the-blue winner of the 2009 Irish Open.

A no-shit, ride-me-sideways, make-me-a-baby-NOW, genuine Irish golfing legend.

The crowd on the right were still drooling and shitting in their nappies when this happened.

Look at them.

Really, just look....

They could not give a fiddly fuck, even if he were the love child of Tiger Woods and Elmo from Sesame Street.

Fair play to the school for getting the Dude in to visit, but I suspect it was a bit like a Daddy buying a hard-on gnarledy quad bike for his six year old daughter for Christmas.

He loves it, but she wants Bratz;L.A!

Nice few pints after, mind you.....