What a day !!!!

I was meant to be playing bowls at 10 am and at 9 20 Jane sent me out to empty the bins aNd the decking was like a skating rink and yes you have guessed down I went legs akimbo, rattled my rear off the deck,bounced backwards and skited my head against the garden table,.
Luckily oNe of the bins only had paper and cans etc, but the other one old bit of dinners and all sorts of crap.There was a deadly hush from Jane till she saw I wasn't badly hurt ,then raucous laughter followed .
Bowls were cancelled as I was in agony.
It couldn't get any worse or could it????
We went out for a while then I dropped Jane off at the house to go and get some shots.
10 mins later I got a frantic call from Di ,where are you Mum has got water everywhere at home .
Fortunately Jane had just gone into the house and a pipe in the bathroom had burst and Danny next door came to her rescue and turne d the water off ,but not before it started to drip through the ceilng amd light fittings.
Then I took over delegating do this do that get a plumber and a spark, where is the insurance documents
Got all 3 and that is my side of the story.
I thought I handled the drama very well
BUT thats not the story yoou will get from Jane ,Di and Gillian
they will gang up on me as usual ll
By 5 pm we weresitting in the living room pumber done ,electrician done ,and insurance
ALL VERY EFFICIENT
Ots all been too much for Mrs OC SO SHE IS IN BED AND DI WONT TELL HER ALL THIS
WILL SHE?????
I EVEN HAD TIME TO GO OUT AND FEED MY BIRDS
Campbell
PS OH AYE the photo played about with tones as it was foggy and dark all day