Oh, turbulence.

This is what I heard on the intercom on my flight home:
"I'm going to have to ask all flight attendants to please take their seats and fasten their seat belts, I'm so sorry for the inconvenience folks but in about five minutes we are going to hit some pretty bad turbulence. I regret to inform you that we will be caught in that turbulence for about two and a half hours."

As I'm sure you can all assume, that was NOT a great flight. I shed a few tears because of how scary that darn turbulence was. Maybe it's a sign that I shouldn't have come home.