a bunch of twigs

in the isle of man there are no louts
they're all down the dungeons dishing it out
think them tough but tender
with a bunch of twigs
and a young offender

old men with purple necks
who tell you sport is better than sex
rejuvenare an old pudenda
with a bunch of twigs and a young offender

sweet little fifteen on a summer hike
vandal maimed, vandal spite
vandals sent to up above
a punishment meted out with love



john cooper clarke




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