Sooooo, yes,
I am in the bath,
now what?
(*fingers drum bottom of bath*)
Oh this is such fun,
really, honestly it is,
(*eyes roll, singing lalala under breath*)
Most exciting part of the day this is,
sitting here, neck deep,
watching you, watching me, watching me watch you,
(*raises an eyebrow*)
so come here often?
what? some one needs to make conversation,
what, you don't want to chat,
so why are we here then?
(*returns to drumming fingers & lalalalaing*)
Always wanted to be in a band you know...
(*suddenly I spot mummy moving*)
hey put that sponge down...
No don't you dare come near me,
nooo don't even dare think about it,
right....that does it...
(*concentrate....pee & done*)
Now were were we?
hey come back,
I like our baths together,
don't get out yet,
hmph!! not my fault it was getting cold in here!!