Naked Cows

Aren't they always?

Here's the chair. The chair with the books. The two books I'm currently reading. The reading that I'd like to spend more time on. The books I'd like to spend more time reading. The chair in which I'd like to sit and spend more time reading the books.

But

There's no pressure other than that I imagine.

There's no impetus other than that I instil.

There's no requirement other than I've bloomin' well paid for them or received them as gifts and JUST THEM READ, okay?

Fair enough.

Sacred Cow slain.