Information overload

When B's mum and dad go away they often send us their pre-paid coupons for the Telegraph. It's the only time we read a national paper and even then we struggle to do the black and white and read all over joke reference thing.
Is there anyone on the planet who can lay claim to getting their full money's-worth with a weekend's supply of the Telegraph? There aren't enough hours in the day I tell you!
Anyhow, it comes in handy when you want to paint the ceiling.