Tastes like chicken

Left the iPhone at home this morning so no photos (or phonecalls or music when walking on the street) during the day.

But I'm back home now and I feel like cooking.

So, through the alchemy of culinary, these barely unfrozen chicken parts will soon turn into:
a) a tasty meal;
b) an unrecognizable, dangerous and vomit-inducing dish, that only the "No Reservations" guy would eat;
c) an incident of biblical proportions, involving fire-fighters, knife-jugglers, the russian mafia and a painted elephant;
d) none of the above;
e) all the above.