Here come the Belgians

me 'Is Stuart in today?'
man 'Wha'?'
me 'Stuart, Stuart Hall is he working today?
man 'There's no Stuart 'ere love'
me 'Oh. And Eddie's no longer with us is he'
man 'Wha'? Listen love do you wanna buy a fridge or not'
me 'Is it a giant inflatable?'
man (shouting to the back) 'Dave, in 'ere, we've got a nutter in'

Knock Yourself Out, Herb