Deal or No Deal......Pilton-style.

Noel Edmonds wouldn't last long at this end of town.

It's a nice thought though......send all these brainless celebrities to the darker parts of our cities and then just sit back and watch. In fact, it'd make a good TV show......

'Tonight, Peter Andre, your mission is to buy a bottle of vodka and 20 Embassy from Dodgy Dave's off licence in Easterhouse, Glasgow.'

I'd host it.

Gladly.