Tartan Tat...

Or

"Och wheesht and get oan wae it"

Or

"Too fast up the stairs and running into the wall"

Tartan tat shop ahoy! Trying to get some tartany things for oor Burns nicht on Saturday, succeeding with about half that which was sought. Actually, only the troos came from the tartan tat shop, the t-shirt is from Slanj (you can make your own mind up as to its tatness) - I may have to go back for the 'Aye-Pod' tee as well. And ah'm no even Scottish min.

Reminds me. Must print off the address so that I may introduce Mr Haggis correctly. Spik it proper ken.

This tat foray was much more fun than anything to do with work today. Tamarra ah'm aff tae Glesga, jist seein' folk like. Better than being in the office. Though the phone must remain by my side.

Address to Redundancy

Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face
A geet big fa' fae sudden grace
Aboon them a' ye tak yer place
Jobcentre plus
Weel are ye wordy oh a place
Anither doley pus...

If ye cannae laugh ye'd greet.