Tomb Raider... hands off the finds

She was no real archaeologist, in her showy hotpants... where is the corduroy, the crumpled linen, the real ale? She'd never even been published... She had to go... and where better to hide the body, than in the store amongst the artefacts she'd tried to raid...

Our Lara was created as set dressing for an exhibition and ever since she's been hanging around all wrapped up... another oddity from work...

Thanks to everyone who provided sympathy yesterday, my neck is on the mend today : )