At the time it seemed such a good idea....

My wife had a strong wish to make the walk to the woodshed over a lighted path. So what do you do? You buy a nice zinc lamp, attach it to the fence wih the neighbours, connect the electricity, make a wireless switch and finally ready yourself for a never-ending stream of compliments on your capabilities.

Alas it got overgrown with Ivy and in fact is hardly used at all. My wife makes the walk with a flashlight instead...