Message in a bottle

This is my much needed bottle of beer after the day I've had.

I took the pic from inside the top as I realised it summed my day up whilst peering into it. Almost bloody empty like all my customers pockets! 8 and a half hours, no break and smiling like a possum eating s...! Hardly anyone tipped today, which is normal for January as it's a tight month. THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EATING OUT IN A DESIGNER SHOPPING VILLAGE? They must think I'm stupid but after questions like 'what's in the goats cheese salad?', 'does the cheeseburger come with cheese?' and 'I know you're very busy but can we have our order asap?' certainly, I'll just push your order through infront of the other hundred oh special one! Believe we've had the thicko's out in force today!

Rant over, I'm off to get another beer x