We are Not Impressed

...the Princess and I have had a ...nice day.

Daddy did housework, Princess did schoolwork.

A bit later, the tables turned, and Princess did homework, and Daddy did schoolwork.

The Cat did Nether Hygiene.

The Princess was not impressed.

As I type, we are making a peasant food dinner and laughing at Top Gear.

If I died now (or just after the Twix and icecream dessert, would die happy, laughing.

But, in keeping with my spurious reputation, I must leave you with a joke, with a punchline to be provided...

"Whats the difference between an egg, a carpet, and a blowjob?"

feel free to speculate, brother blippers......