Coffee Table Clutter

It was empty just a couple of weeks ago, now it's covered with the flotsam and jetsam of our lives; work and play. Spot the following: medical instrument, Victorian map of London, remote control, video game, ceramic bowl, gamepad, shift rota, payslip, oyster card, Computer Arts mag, the BMJ, bike light, a book called "Secret London" and finally the USB cable through which this photo came to you. And thats just the stuff you can see.