But you only have one pair of feet!

How can a small boy have so many pairs of shoes? General sports trainers, football trainers, rugby boots, 'good' trainers, running shoes, walking boots, 'Dr Who' plimsoles, welly boots. school shoes....the list would appear to be endless!

I seem to remember at around his age having a pair of shoes (for school and Sundays), a pair of trainers (once they'd been invented!), some gym shoes (never had Green Flash, but always coveted a pair), and some rugby boots...

Young people today, eh? Never did me any harm....