Reason # 4

From 10 Reasons Why Dads are the Hottest Men on Earth

4.We are battle-tested. Dads are tough. We have nerves of steel. We have been through the war and seen many, many battles. We have the scars of poop-losions burned into our brains, and we have first-hand knowledge of the miracle of birth. Hand a dude with no kids a poopy diaper, a moldy cheese stick and a spit rag filled with puke and watch him run like scared little school boy. In the same situation, we dads would shove the diaper in the stroller, the cheese stick in our mouth and wave the spit rag round-and-round above our head, while screaming ?I love the smell of napalm in the morning.? That, my friends, is tough, and tough, if you didn?t know, is HOT!