The sales got me now!

Yes, yes, you might think I have become a shopaddict and you probably wont believe me when I say that I didnt.
Shopping, apart from food shopping draggs my poor nerves down..I only sneak into the city centre for some window shopping and only when I have the feeling that it wont be too crowded.
I cant stand the fitting rooms..and I dont like the queueing, Im miserable at shopping for clothes..Ususally I only go with my male friends - I never go with women, maybe you can imagine why..-they, my male folks all trust my taste for nice male clothes..but this time I decided to take the plunge and go to the centre myself as I look like a tramp and Martinique isnt too please, me neither, but my purse was empty and Im no friend of credit cards and debts.
So I saw this incredibly strange piece of something hanging there in one of the shops..Its not easy to catch my attention, but this piece of amazing fabric did..So I played the game I often play..I went home without the buying it, thought about it for hours, slept over it, but the thoughts wouldnt go..the next day I decided to walk into town, which takes me about an hour and to buy it if its still there..And it was!
Now my purse is even emptier, but I own a very nice piece of designer something and try to figure out, if I can really wear it..
BTW, it was the sales and I didnt pay a fortune..