I Am Canadian

(clears throat)
Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN!

-Molson Canadian Beer Commercial



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Know what's great about Canada? Aside from our monopoly on the word "eh"?

We have beer commercials that are just BOSS! You can view the commercial that I've quoted above here.


Here are some other awesome Canadian commercials:

American - Where's your pet beaver?
Canadian - Right here.

Molson Canadian, what to drink when you're chasing beaver.

Do you know Glen?

So Steve, you ever get that rash under control?

Canadian Light ( We kick porcupine ass! ;o) )

I would walk 500 miles.

Liberally curved stick.


Cheers! :o)