Rioja...

By Rioja

Fishy!

Thank goodness it's Friday!

It's been a week of constant shit issues at work. After digging through all the shit current issues, we just uncover more shit issues!

Grandma & Grandpa got the boys couple of fish for Christmas, along with a fancy fish tank. This was brilliant however, keeping fish these days isn't as straight forward as it used to be.

Winning a fish at the shows (fayre), taking it home in the red, green or blue water they come in and firing them in some sort of water vessel, usually a vase or jar. This sort of thing isn't allowed these days because fish have 'feelings'!

There is now a science to keeping goldfish. You can't buy a tank without a pump, you can't buy the fish until the tank has been up and running for at least a week and you can't just put water in the tank until the water has been treated,

To cut a long story short, the Christmas fish died after just over a week. We told Joe that they were hiding but soon sussed out that they couldnt possibly be hiding for this long.

We've now had the tank, refilled, retreated and water tested for sufficient PH, Nitrite and any other scientific impurities that could kill a £2.99 fish with feelings.

We now have two new fish, the one pictured and a black one. They have now been named 'Red Spiderman' and 'Black Spiderman'

Welcome to The Frew Crew Fishies and I hope we don't hurt your feelings!

Have a good weekend folks.

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