Coconut.

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
his sister had another one, she paid it for the lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut she called the doctor, woke him up and said...

Little bit sings this song a lot right now, it appears to be in my current shuffle, she now requests "The Lime and Coconut Song" when it's quiet. Hmm....

But enough of Harry Nilsson I must go be housewifey, the Boss is being manly with his friends today and us under the women and children category are being "protected from fiendish weather" by staying indoors and enduring, oops sorry, enjoying Dora the Explorer and the mighty Wii.

Will comment when the offspring get off my back. I'm not being mean they are literally hanging around my neck at the back.