Tear with wear ... What a rip

I'm sad to say that I don't really buy clothes any more, my better half kindly does all that kind of thing for me (she works in retail and gets staff discount).

She came home yesterday with a pair of jeans.

Now, I know it's a long time since I bought a pair jeans, but if they were faulty you could take them back.

Not now though, they've cleverly put a label on them stating that this "dodgy workmanship" is intentional.

"Tear with wear" they call it...

I think i can smell sh**e