Reason # 3

From 10 Reasons Why Dads are the Hottest Men on Earth

3. We are fluent in multiple languages. At some point in time, every person has walked by a dad with his child in the market and heard him say "Uh-uh, no binky. A boo-boo? Finish your baba so we can have din din." This not only showcases our intelligence and vast rhetorical range, but also it proves that any one of us could be a secret agent or spy, if we wanted to.  Guys without kids only speak one basic language, "Hey baby, what's your sign? Lookin' mighty fine in them jeans. Wanna come over to my place and grind?"  I mean, come on, it's practically cave talk already.  Where's the creativity - the ingenuity - of making up words like "abadabadadilicious"?