Come fly with me.....

.....just don't eat with them. BA flights used to have great in-flight food. Then they went all deli-sub roll and doorstop sandwich (very disappointing).

Fortunately, they saw sense and tonight I was treated to a tray of beef stew with carrots and potatoes in gravy. It was pretty tasteless and fatty but the 33cl bottle of wine was delicious. Could do better; 2/5 for food and 4/5 for the view of night-time UK.

p.s. Don't try to slip a wee sneaky fart on a plane; noise and smell get circulated around the neighboring seats with alarming efficiency and they know who did it!!