The morning after the night before

The people living across from my Mum's finally wake up and venture outside at 2pm.
He is wearing a sporty beany 'Im dead caring me' hat and giving her cuddles and soothing her poorly headache and sicky belly.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE STAYED UP TIL 5AM PLAYING BANGING TECHNO THEN!

oooh dear, how old am I?