Is there anybody out there?

Four hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine other people just love Facebook, find it easy to use and don't seem to have any problems.

I, on the other hand, being the odd person out, don't even understand the difference between 'like' or 'friend' or 'top news' or 'more recents' in fact, I just get confused by it all

It seems like I've been offered friendship with the rest of the four hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine folk who are having a really jolly time.

Meanwhile, I'm feeling very lonely in that particular slice of cyberspace..and the point?
......I'm not too sure but Joe says it a good thing - so it must be.