Pumpkin Skeleton

I was messing about the garden and I found this weird piece of plastic... it was weird because it looked just like my chundering pumpkin why would that be?

The only rational explanation was that pumpkins turn into plastic. Because nothing else looked like my pumpkin..

After he grew that big mould afro I had to keep him outside because jim was all like 'waaah that's a carcinogen' so I kept him on the wheelie bin which Jim opened topping him into a bucket of water which did him and his carcinogen no good. Then it froze up. And when it unfroze I threw him on the compost and it snowed on him a couple of times. I mention this in case you would like to turn your pumpkin into an awesome pumpkin skeleton like mine.