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Since the decision to end Gavin & Stacey, James Corden's other ventures in the 'Smithy' guise had not been as successful as anticipated.

Despite free 'Dave Coaches' links from the city centre, take up had been slow.

The 'That's Well Lush' advertising campaign, had fallen flat on its arse. It seemed Nessa in her dominatrix gear wasn't Nottingham's idea of a good time. (despite contrary evidence)

Smithy was was overheard saying 'I'm not going in there bareback. This is a nightmare of epic proportions'

nb this is an emergency blip taken whilst going to collect ill son from school. You were going to the Paradise Cafe today, but I shall save it for another day