Help.

I had a very weird experience yesterday, my Aunt was down from Leeds who I haven't seen for 19 years. It was very nice to see her again but as I went to greet her, with a small peck on the cheek, she turned at the same time and we kissed on the lips! I am in deep shock, counseling is required. I was than faced with the dilemma of how to say goodbye...

...do you really want to know?