"Oh, b*%!ocks...."

.... says 30% of the population (I'm allowing for the singletons, the organised few, and the ones who just don't care)....

"It's Valentine's Day. How did that sneak up on me again? Really? Is it February 14th every year?

Better get her something then, else she'll kill me.

Flowers?

What do you mean they're all sold out?

Teddy bear?

They're sold out, too?

Balloon?

Fabulous. Balloon with an image of a teddy bear holding a flower, how can she not be thrilled with that?

What's not to like?"

PS try it big