Strays

SIT!!
A command I gave to these stray puppies.

I was woken up with so much noise outside my house:
barking of dogs!!!
I thought some dogs got their chain caught in between my deck again instead I saw four or five puppies under my deck. I can't believed this!!! PUPPIES!!! Who the heck left these puppies in my yard and the weather is cold outside. I wouldn't know it!!

Anyway, am afraid of dogs eventhough they are puppies as long as they are under my deck and not on my porch is fine with me. So I armed myself with a long walking stick to give the command. Surprisingly, they listened!! Am amazed!! They look so cute.

Puppies: Would you take me in??
ME: No, am NOT!!
Puppies: We'll be good to you..
ME: Yeah right!!
Puppies: You see we listen to your command
ME: Well, y'all looked so cute!! But NO!!
Puppies: Ahh!! Please take us in..
ME: NO!! Am afraid of dogs!!
Puppies: Can we just play around your yard..
ME: Sure.. as long as y'all don't go into my garden
Puppies: We'll be good and no go into garden. We promised!!

Now, am talking to a bunch of dogs!! I think am going to go nuts .... My oh my!! I keep attracting strays or they are attracted to me and my home .... Oh my!! ...