my name is Flea

well, it's not really but you know, families are funny things. When I was born I was called Flurina for about 12 hours. Then my big sister decided to call me Flina. And then, a bit later on*, I started playing the bass and my mother (bless her) started calling me 'little Flea' because she's a Chilli Peppers fan. Or she was, until I played their music repetitively and loudly for about three years. Now she just twitches and looks weird when she hears it. Nevermind, she'll get over it. Anyway, sometimes my mother explains things to me and I haven't got a bloody clue what she's going on about and then she takes a picture of me. She's damn weird. But kind of OK too.

*after having gone through the names Flintstone, Flinski, Floh, Fluri, Flina-ribena.....