Me in thirty years' time. Except for the clothes..

The time has come for my father's annual visit to see some Festival stuff. Next year my mother has the first pick of the holiday rota so they'll both be up but will hopefully be accompanied buy my sister in which case she'll get our sofa and parents will seek alternative accommodation. The visit aspect is fine but in a one-bedroom combined-living-room-and-kitchen pokeyflat there is a limit to the number of people who can comfortably stay.