The Philosopher's Stone.

I'm not allowed to tell you who recently commissioned us to do some stone carving work for her as it's all very hush-hush.

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They've tried to make 'Masterchef' like 'The sodding X-Factor', and I'm deeply unhappy about it. It is the beginning of the end of all things. The Mayan prophecy has reached the BBC.
I may write a letter.