ok it's not st francis of assisi!

AW brought a birthday pressie she'd just been given to lunch at the garden centre and we all had a good laugh. Dad C fully recovered and Mum bright and cheery it was a lovely lunch. For those with middle aged eye sight the words are below.

A prayer for the stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today,
because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work ?
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
And help me to remember, when I am having a bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
it takes only 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile
and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!

As if I would.