If I leave Daisy on her own for more than one minute, I return to a naked but very proud child, smiling at her pile of clothes and screwed up nappy.
"Daisy did it"
"Yes Darling I know you did it but can you stop doing it because its freezing, you keep pissing all over the floor and we have been trying to get out to the supermarket for the past three hours!"
"Daisy did it"
"AAArrrggggggg, RIGHT IF YOU WANT TO SPEND ALL DAY NAKED THATS FINE BY ME BUT FROM NOW ON YOU SIT ON THIS POTTY AND DO ALL YOUR WEE WEES THERE OK?
"OK Mummy"

And she did.

Sounds great but I have no idea if she is ready for this to start properly or if I should wait until summer when she can be locked in the garden to have her accidents. Considering she is in nursery 3 days a week it might be a bit of a stop start ordeal.
Where's that fat bird with the glasses off the TV when you need her?