Control

Some people have it. Some don't.

Update: Lindsay said she thought this was mean. Largely on account of the caption, which she fairly suggests that, with my normal smart-arsedness in mind, might be interpreted as a snide remark about this lad's lifestyle. Which it wasn't. But to remove any doubt, I have put a line through it (literally).

I have also retouched the image at home as it looked shite on my home machine (thanks for the note ColinParte). Gimp > Photoshop, apparently.