Feathers in the breeze

A wet, grey day but I made the effort to get out at lunchtime. 5 mins away from where I work is the river, and (after accidentally coming across a yoof having a pee in public) came by a pair of swans. Watching them doing not very much cleared my head somewhat, which was good.

Aforementioned yoof, having zipped up and - I thought - wandered off then returned after about 10 minutes bellowing "can't ignore the call of nature, canya?" I just smiled and responded clearly in my best, fluent anglo saxon "oh, f**** off". The swans looked at me and I'm sure they harumphed in unison.