I know Batman

Yes. I know Batman. A friend (who has tipped his true identity to all) wore his bat belt today. We were at church and while he was up front talking to the group, I kept staring at his buckle thinking "I must get a picture of this". What was worse I guess were the people after class walking by seeing me with my camera and taking a picture of it...not knowing exactly what it was I was taking a picture of. It did look questionable. But...I know Batman.