Marmite soldiers

Conclusive proof that C is barking and that I am a saint lies in the act of preparing boiled eggy-weggy with marmite soldiers for her. Something I do with the relish of a vegan preparing offal.

Incidentally did you know that famous lateral-thinker Edward deBono suggested resolving the Middle East conflicts between Israel and the rest by flying in tons of Marmite?
Apparently aggression is caused by a lack of zinc and Marmite has loads of zinc in it.
Seems to me like you would just have more division but on pro- and anti-Marmite lines!