Bright Red Shirts

It is my birthday and Red Robin Restaurant gives you a burger for your birthday. I got iced tea, burger, bottomless fries (should be called bottom more fries.) Then out came the sundae, the bevy (BTW, how many are in a bevy?) of waitresses and the mandatory birthday song. I asked them to sing in their birthday suits for the camera. Actually, those of you who know me, know I wanted the poster of Brad Pitt to come to life and sing in his birthday suit!! Sadly, with my luck it would be the King Kong poster that would come to life and I would have to be Fay Wray. Although, now that I think of it, maybe a big hairy monkey for my birthday wouldn't be so bad! Wadda say A.?