I wish I was kidding

As I was getting ready for bed last night I heard my dad calling from the bottom of the stairs
"Hey Laura, check this out"
If you knew my dad, you'd know that that's something you never want to hear
My dad had just come back from Costco (a store for bulk items and various useless crap) so I was curious as to what toy he had come home with this time
...He bought a headlamp
And, like one of the seven dwarves, he proceeded to wear it around the house today, using it to light items that were perfectly visable thanks to lamps in the room
Apparently this is the night vision setting
My dad's such a dork
But I love him