The things we go through

If I stacked all of the beauty products that go into making me look semi-decent they'd probaby go from here to the moon
Mousse, straightening spray, moisturizer, concealer, eyeshadown, blush...
The list goes on and on
And yet I still look like that plain Jane you barely notice in the back of the room
How is that?

(And just to clarify: yes, that is a tiara in the background)