GOLF

Rain, Wind, cold, BUT spring on the Golf course.
Not my game but I listen to a lot of golf talk. here are a few laughs.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. Jim Bishop

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. Phyllis Diller

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. Buddy Hackett