This about sums up my creative talents

I have some friends who are very arty crafty.

I'd love to be one of these people, making nice things with the greatest of ease. I'd love to make things for people as gifts. I'd love to have people tell me how fantastic my creations are and how I should sell them for a living.

But, as can be seen from this photo, I can't even sew my daughter's Cygnets badge on straight. That's my creative talent in a nutshell.